- BEAUTY & LIFESTYLE -
Tell us a secret.
A secret? Here’s two: I will get nauseous if you touch my belly button and I never really understood why everyone thought the Beatles were so good.
What was the last text message you sent?
The last text message I sent says “Do you want chicken and waffles?”
What was the last picture you posted/sent to someone?
The last picture I posted was today, the cover of the Cybersocket Directory - 2000 website reviews. I am on the cover holding a football with no drawers on. Yes, I am a 51 year old man, pretending to play football naked. Seems very plausible. It made a good cover so just don’t think it through too much.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
If I had to change my name I guess I would change it to “X” As time goes on, my signature is unreadable because I can’t be bothered with signing my name so an X would make it a lot easier.
What do you do to have fun?
I love to travel. I have to plan my travel schedule out for the entire year and book everything or I will not be able to go due to work. This year we travel to Mexico, France, and various other places but everything has been booked in advance so I can’t back out due to work.
If you were to write a book about yourself, what would you name it?
My autobiography would be titled “A Journey Without a Destination
Share your funniest joke.
I’ve told you billions and billions of times not to exaggerate.
What’s the last song played on your phone?
I don’t really want to answer what the last song I played on my Playlist. I just looked and it was Work Bitch by Britney Spears. How embarrassing. It still gets me going at the gym, cheesey.
Who inspires you?
I am inspired by anyone who says, “I am not sure about that, let me do some more research before I make a decision.” When I was about 30, my dad said “Son, I think you are one of the smartest people I’ve ever met. I thought being homosexual was a decision but I am going to think on that some more because I don’t think you would make a bad decision.” I replied, “Now you are the smartest person I have ever met”
What's the best bargain you've ever got?
The best bargain I have ever gotten was a vehicle that had the wrong year, mileage and subsequently, the wrong price on it. The dealership honored the sticker!