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Tell us a secret.

A secret? Here’s two:  I will get nauseous if you touch my belly button and I never really understood why everyone thought the Beatles were so good.


What was the last text message you sent?

The last text message I sent says “Do you want chicken and waffles?”


What was the last picture you posted/sent to someone?

The last picture I posted was today, the cover of the Cybersocket Directory - 2000 website reviews.  I am on the cover holding a football with no drawers on.  Yes, I am a 51 year old man, pretending to play football naked.  Seems very plausible.  It made a good cover so just don’t think it through too much.


If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?

If I had to change my name I guess I would change it to “X”  As time goes on, my signature is unreadable because I can’t be bothered with signing my name so an X would make it a lot easier. 

What do you do to have fun?

 I love to travel.  I have to plan my travel schedule out for the entire year and book everything or I will not be able to go due to work.  This year we travel to Mexico, France, and various other places but everything has been booked in advance so I can’t back out due to work.


If you were to write a book about yourself, what would you name it?

My autobiography would be titled “A Journey Without a Destination

Share your funniest joke.

I’ve told you billions and billions of times not to exaggerate.

What’s the last song played on your phone?

I don’t really want to answer what the last song I played on my Playlist.  I just looked and it was Work Bitch by Britney Spears.  How embarrassing.  It still gets me going at the gym, cheesey.

Who inspires you? 

 I am inspired by anyone who says, “I am not sure about that, let me do some more research before I make a decision.”  When I was about 30, my dad said “Son, I think you are one of the smartest people I’ve ever met.  I thought being homosexual was a decision but I am going to think on that some more because I don’t think you would make a bad decision.”  I replied, “Now you are the smartest person I have ever met”

What's the best bargain you've ever got? 

The best bargain I have ever gotten was a vehicle that had the wrong year, mileage and subsequently, the wrong price on it.  The dealership honored the sticker!

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